Nintendo Reveals Lubba as the Reason for Super Mario Galaxy 2 Absence

During the reveal of the upcoming Switch release “Super Mario 3D All-Stars” during last week’s Nintendo Direct, there was one noticeable omission: Super Mario Galaxy 2, a game many consider superior the original. While this confused and angered many fans, Nintendo has since come forward with the reason via their official Twitter: Naturally, this caused […]

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Solid Man: Chapter 2

Having depleted all of my pistol’s bullets into the mysterious sandstorm, I was shocked to see my pursuers still standing and approaching my location. “Bad dudes.” I muttered through my scarf. It was at this point that I really wished I had brought my ChapStick along because my lip flesh was currently hung on my […]

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Solid Man: Chapter 1

Afghanistan. 22:00 o’ clock. The night was black, like the coffee in my Coleman thermos. The desert wind stung my face like so much bleach poured in my eyes. I kept my bandana, which was a lady’s scarf that I purchased at Hudson News in the airport, across my mouth and nose, like I saw in a […]

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Heavy Breathing Radio

The slider went up, and the sound presented itself front and center. “OH, SCARBO! You’re on with Papa Spanks!”, Charles screamed into the mic. He never distanced himself from his mic, but leaned in and tried his level best to shatter the diaphragm. Let them sort out the distortion in post. “Umm…this is Jerry from […]

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George Clooney Plays Tetris Attack

“Why’s this game called Tetris Attack? It’s nothing like Tetris. It’s a lot like Bejeweled. I bet this is where they got Bejeweled from. Oh! Oh! I just comboed! Better look out Brad, looks like that streak of yours is about to end. Those blocks look mad too. They gonna get cha’!” Brad scratched at […]

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George Clooney Plays Tetris

It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. Amal was out, and George decided to sit down and really dig into a game of Tetris. He had forgotten how simple and rewarding a game could be. So easy. Everything just seemed to fit in its right place. Like that great Radiohead song. He then thought of Radiohead, and […]

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Roundtables: How To Go Meme featuring The Virals Doctor: Charles Mouth

Charles: I offer you the opportunity to buckle up, audience. Cause, it’s time for the best take on the net. It’s “Roundtables” (The opening stinger is the sound of 14 french horns playing different melodies simultaneously as a smart take on how much the internet is.) Charles: Alright, Ladies and Sperms! It’s time for the smartest […]

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Goodbye Dogs, Hello Omnisandwich! A Report of the B’Tasty 2016 Press Conference

We live in dark times. Crime is rampant, moral values has dropped to astonishing degree, celebrity has become more valuable than ability and goodness, dark prophecies of the return of fierce ancient gods has hit a fever pitch, and all the dogs are disappearing. Explanations for this phenomenon have varied from the ride of the […]

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