Alternate Star Wars Episode VII Titles!

 Today JJ Abrams unveiled in a tweet the name of the eagerly-anticipated seventh episode of Star Wars. And while the name “The Force Awakens” is already stirring up quite a bit of speculation, the rejected alternate titles are causing even more debate. Take a look!

Warning: Possible spoilers!!!

  • Star Wars Episode VII: Lens Flare Jedi Warriors
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Red Skins
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Han Solo’s Leg Vs. Malfunctioning Hydraulic Space Door
  • Star Wars Episode VII: A Barn Too Far
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Wampa There It Is
  • Star Wars Episode VII: The Case of the Missing Period
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Pig in the City
  • Marvel Studios /Lucasfilms and Disney present Star Wars Episode VII: Frozen 2: Howard the Duck’s Bermuda Bugaloo
  • Star Wars Episode VII: JJ’s Star Trek Anti-type
  • Star Wars Episode VII: After Dark………Side………
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Skywalker Babies
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Non-Consensual Force Manipulation
  • Star Wars Episode VII: The Emperor’s New Groove
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Redemption Island
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Force Ghost Protocol
  • Star Wars Episode VII: A Good Day To Jedi
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Rise of the Younglings
  • Star Wars Episode VII: The Real Houseslaves of Hutt Castle
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Big Boys
  • Star Wars Episode VII: The Midi-Chlorians Intensify
  • Star Wars Episode VII: All The Best Jedi Have Daddy Issues
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Podrace Fever
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Escape from Watto’s Perv Shack
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Special Victims Unit
  • Star Wars Episode VII: Lando Calrissian’s Outrageous Pleasure Cruise Among The Stars

Let the rumors spread like Fox News ebola!

– The Superb

Special thanks to Austen for his helpful collaboration.

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